someone-almost-famous:

jesusismyhostage:

burningbrooklynbridges:

don’t even talk to me unless you drive this car

The real pussy wagon.

fuck you this is glorious. 

someone-almost-famous:

jesusismyhostage:

burningbrooklynbridges:

don’t even talk to me unless you drive this car

The real pussy wagon.

fuck you this is glorious. 

(Source: blokelahoma)

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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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frozenoverblackballoon:

phantom-rose:

Honestly Anna is a really strong girl when you think about it. I mean her parent died, her sister ignored her. She was all alone yet she still stayed happy, strong, and believed things could happen. When everything went wrong she still had hope. I have a lot of respect for Anna.image

Me too!

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timeywimeyhobbit:

tfios-changed-my-life:

"Augustus is soooo pretentious!!!"

Ohmygod, no way?? It’s almost as if that’s exactly what John Green intended.

"Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production."

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nosdrinker:

if you scroll past this you’re heartless

nosdrinker:

if you scroll past this you’re heartless

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nasturbate:

fadoodledoo:

nasturbate:

THE LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE GUY IS DOING GAY PORN NOW HOLY FUCK

and how would you know this ….

im a gay man that watches gay porn holy shit call the cops

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